This one is real, and first please try to find a headset or some speakers:
Two morons have time to waste at Heathrow airport, so they write different person names on paper and ask different persons, including taxi drivers to give them to the persons at the counter as-if they would be looked for. The idea is to have this name read loud on speakes. And all they have to do now is to record these. It worked even better after planes from India arrived. Here are the sounds recorded, for your pleasure. Sit down 'cause you'll fall because of laughs:
(1)
(looks like) Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
(reads like) I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
(sounds like)
(2)
(looks like) Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
(reads like) I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
(sounds like)
(3)
(looks like) Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
(reads like) I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
(sounds like)
(4)
(looks like) Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
(reads like) Oo-ah, that ‘ s better and now I need a shit
(sounds like)
(5)
(looks like) Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
(reads like) My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
(sounds like)
(6)
(looks like) Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee
(reads like) Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea
(sounds like)
