Boris Becker

Once upon a time there was a redhead hooker, who had a tattoo of Mikhael Gorbachov on one inner thigh and one of Ronald Reagan on the other. This hooker also had a rule: If a customer could recognize both of these gentlemen, he would get laid for free. One day she gets three customers in a row, an American, a Russian and a German. First, the American is presented with the hooker's tattoos and he immedately recognizes Ronald Reagan. "But the other fellow", he says annoyed, "I haven't ever seen..." So he has to pay... Second, the Russian customer takes a look at the hookers inner thighs, and recognizes Mikhael Gorbachov. "But that guy", he admits, "I'venever seen before..." So he's gotta pay too... Last (and least) the German guy takes a good, long look at the hookers tattoos, then shrugs and says: "The two guys on the sides I've never seen in my life. But the one in the middle with the red hair and the big lips... That's Boris Becker!"  ¶ 2/20/2002 03:14:00 PM